[DE] Scammer tried to preach the Bible to cure my « gayness » – I made him rage-quit.

So I got a call from a private number. Usual BS – automated voice claiming to be « PayPal » warning me about a suspicious Bitcoin transaction. I played along, naturally.

A guy comes on the line, starts the typical scammer routine in broken English, trying to convince me my account is compromised and someone is buying crypto. I go along for a bit, then say my email is: onlinewache@polizei.rlp.de (That’s the German cybercrime police, by the way.)

He doesn’t get it. Then he starts asking me for my girlfriend’s number. I say: « Sorry, I’m gay. »

And that’s when it goes off the rails. Suddenly, he turns into a hateful preacher. « How can you be gay? Read the Bible! God made man and woman – from the rib! I would rather shoot myself than love a man! »

I’m like, « Sweetie, the feeling’s mutual. You’re not my type either. » He keeps going, getting weirdly obsessed with my sexuality. I casually mention I prefer sucking 🍆 over listening to scammer sermons. That REALLY set him off. He snaps: « I’d kill myself with an AK-47 before I let a man touch me! » Me: « Aw, honey… cute that you think you had a chance. But no thanks. »

He lost it and hung up. 😂

So yeah, didn’t save the world, but at least I wasted his time and pissed him off. Stay safe out there, y’all.